Comments for Mommy Brained

Comment on The Fresh Beat Band by Jessica

Jessica — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 22:30:31 +0000

You ignorant people do realize you can change the channel right. And when you become a mom, your childs needs are first so if they enjoy watching such INNOCENT shows, enjoy it. Life is so short and our kids grow up so fast!!! Before you know it, they’ll be watching real garbage.

Comment on Boys and Girls by Andrea

Andrea — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 19:39:13 +0000

Best. Story. Ever. I can’t wait to meet your girls.
Still laughing. Can’t type anymore. Awesome.

Comment on The “Mommy Friend” Dilemma by Amber

Amber — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 03:24:50 +0000

I don’t think I am cool enough for this. Do cyber friends count?

Comment on McDonald PlayPlace by Amanda

Amanda — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 12:57:32 +0000

Hi, I just starting reading your blog, it’s awesome!Funny thing is, I found it by googling He fresh beat band.Anyways,where is this one? I live in Houston and have never seen something this scary!

Comment on The Age of Innocence by Ashley

Ashley — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 06:49:31 +0000

My daughter walks around EVERYWHERE fondling herself. I don’t know how to make her stop. I look like the parent who doesn’t put away the Playgirls.

But I also look potentially homicidal the vast majority of the time, so that’s probably a little distracting.

Comment on Childbirth by Ashley

Ashley — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 06:46:57 +0000

Heather- I broke my tailbone years ago, and I can’t IMAGINE having that happen in labor.

As I read it, I began debating the possibility of wearing TWO Nuva-rings at once.

And thanks for the compliment… when I discuss labor, I go to my scary place. Sometimes people join me for shits and giggles. Apparently, what I would call “vehement,” others would call “hysterical and hilarious.”

Comment on The Age of Innocence by Amber

Amber — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 15:14:25 +0000

So we aren’t supposed to show our poop or touch our pee-pee’s in public anymore? Shit.

Comment on Childbirth by Heather

Heather — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 16:22:18 +0000

I had a crappy pregnancy and even got fired from my job when I gave birth because they stopped “voluntarily” granting FMLA leave (Yes, I’m suing.). I think my payback was that my childbirth experience was easy peasy Japanesey.

I did have a miniature panic attack when they put in my IV. It was like “I’m now tethered, oh shit, I can’t escape, this is happening.”

Childbirth was easy for me – childbearing hips – pushed her out in like 30 minutes. All was good until I realized SHE’D BROKEN MY ASS. My little piece of wonderful was sunny side up long enough to bend and break my tailbone! She is 9 months old and I still have to watch where I sit or one-cheek it. Love you, baby, really.

“Nature gives us spiders maggots and poop everywhere. DRUUUGGGSSSS.” – Love it!

Comment on The Age of Innocence by Johanna

Johanna — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 03:00:36 +0000

Oh, and what’s with the ginormous baby on steroids next to the wee dainty ones? That made me laugh too!

Comment on The Age of Innocence by Johanna

Johanna — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 02:59:46 +0000

You make me laugh! I play “pinch, pinch” with my kid’s naked hineys. Same concept. And they do it to each other often. Cute now. Hopefully they’ll outgrow it by the time they start showering for gym class in middle school…