Captain England (Post 16)
Nearly nine weeks into the voyage, I became ill with some virus or another. I lay in a hammock in the cabin, drinking some chamomile tea and wishing I had some serious drugs on me. Vicodin, Percocet, anything… It was probably just a common head cold, but I felt miserable. The misery was enhanced by the fact that I could not submerge myself in a bathtub, could not take a hot shower, could not sleep in a warm bed.
We were quickly approaching Sierra Leone, and it was only a matter of time before England captured his first ship. I was ready to stand on firm land again. I would never get used to this life. Not after knowing what luxuries would eventually exist. I longed for my worn pajamas, my big pillow-top mattress, my coffee maker, my So You Think You Can Dance and nightly dose of CNN. I missed my little girl so much my chest ached every time I thought of her. I missed my estranged husband and his annoying habits – how he always dropped his clothes on the floor and left his dirty dishes in the sink, joking that a little “dish fairy” would come and clean up. What I wouldn’t do to be his dish fairy right now.
I reached for my knapsack, swaying from side to side as I leaned from the hammock. I had kept everything from my backpack, even my useless Blackberry and iPod, holding them now like they were relics. They were relics of my past and yet somehow, also of the future. Tanya’s makeup bag, the little toothbrush and nearly empty tube of toothpaste; the bathing suits and cover-ups, the wallets filled with credit cards and money that were of no value; Sky’s romance novel, now missing a good twenty pages from a critical love scene (ahem).
I sighed, pulling Sky’s other book, Rovers of the Sea, from its plastic bag. Why couldn’t she have brought something else along, like Confessions of a Shopaholic or something? Why did it have to be about damn pirates? I’d had it up to here with pirates. But I was sick, hammock-ridden, and wanted to read something, so this would have to do. I flipped through it, humming to myself, when it occurred to me that this was not a novel – it was non-fiction. I turned to the table of contents, my heart-rate accelerating. The Golden Age of Piracy… 1680-1730… Famous Pirates of the Era…
Oh my God. Oh my God.
I frantically skimmed the index: Bellamy… Blackbeard… Bonnet… the E’s… England, Capt. Edward, pirate career of, 222-230. He was here. With trembling fingers, I opened the book to page 222.
“The Merciful Pirate”…Irishman Edward England, a successful New Providence pirate who, unlike Charles Vane and Blackbeard, set off for the coast of Africa… a good-natured man, who was not avaricious and against the abuse of prisoners…
I couldn’t read fast enough. I turned to the last page – I had to know the ending first:
…When England refused to have Captain Macrae killed, he made many enemies among the crew… they decided he was unfit to command…left him on the shores of Madagascar to live out the rest of his days in poverty…living off of the handouts of others…a beggar and a drunk…
Oh my God.
I swallowed. On a whim, I looked up Charles Vane: …March 29, 1721, was hanged in Jamaica…his body hung from a gibbet…
Calico Jack Rackam: …March 29, 1721, also hanged in Jamaica… his body hung across the harbor from Vane’s…
I couldn’t decide which fate was worse, Vane and Rackam’s, or England’s. As I went back to read the rest of England’s entry, I heard the cry, “A sail! A sail!” and the thumping of feet running on deck. I wasn’t entirely sure what that meant, so I dog-eared my page, tucked the book in my knapsack, and flipped out of the hammock in a highly inelegant fashion. As I came up on deck, I spotted England on the quarterdeck, peering through a spyglass. I hurried up to him, past the pirates as they prepared for the chase.
“What’s happening?” I asked, breathless, my head throbbing from both my cold and my new revelations. I looked at England as though for the first time, a lump in my throat.
“I’ve just set her by the compass,” England replied, nodding out toward the horizon. “She’s to leeward, so we’re letting out all our sails, bearing down on her.”
I glanced around at the frenzied preparations. “Will Griffith be needing me?” I asked.
He looked at me. “Not yet. Ye have time yet, lass. Get some rest.”
I galloped back down into the cabin and grabbed the book. Would it reveal what was about to happen? I flopped down on the floor and scanned the first few pages about England for something regarding the ships he captured, but could only find vague references. The only entry of interest in this period of his life involved the merchantman Cadogan, which was significant because England’s crew brutally tortured and killed its captain, a guy named Skinner, and because England gifted the Cadogan to its first mate, another dude named Howel Davis…
I stopped reading. My eyes blurred over the words “brutally tortured and killed.” Those were not words I associated with England, not my Captain England. But then, neither were the words “a beggar and a drunk.” Maybe this author got it wrong? I went back to read about Charles Vane. Yep, it was all there – the arrival of Woodes Rogers in Nassau, his exchange with Vane, and the fire-ship. Then maybe the book was right. Other than the night I was nearly raped, I had never seen England as a cutthroat pirate. Maybe he was brutal, and his kindness only extended to me…
The ship lurched, and I became nervous. Would this be the Cadogan? I hid the book in its plastic bag and stuffed it into my knapsack, then went back up to the deck. “Clear the ship for engaging!” England cried. The black flag had been raised, the gun ports opened, the cannons pushed loose. I realized that I should probably already be in the powder room.
“Sabrina!” Jameson roared from amidst the frenzy. “Get you below!”
I stumbled as I ran, practically falling down the hatch. I didn’t want to be down there. I wanted to be on the deck to better see what was happening. Luckily, Griffith had me packing cartridges and running them onto the deck almost immediately. The Royal James fired across the merchantman’s bow and the vessel lowered its flag in a show of submission. It was a smaller ship with far fewer guns, so surrendering was, in my humble opinion, a prudent decision. Even so, the pirates fired their muskets into the sails, banged their cutlasses against the gunwales, and let out blood-curdling war cries. I crouched against the bulwark and covered my ears, terrified. I couldn’t imagine what the men aboard the merchantman were thinking.
The ships were alongside now, and the pirates, still howling like animals, threw their grappling hooks onto the prey, as well as grenades and fireworks so that they could board under the cover of smoke. From the forecastle, the pirates leaped onto the merchantman, armed with pistols, cutlasses, and boarding axes. I peeked over the gunwale at the chaos, fascinated. It was one big game of intimidation, since the pirates didn’t want to engage in battle any more than the prey.
I stood, possessed by a sudden urge to join the pirates on the captured ship. In the many weeks that had passed, I had learned a lot about sailing, ships, weapons, and battle. I had, by some miracle, acquired my sea legs, and was fairly confident in my abilities to handle a pistol. Plus, I didn’t want to be left behind on the pirate ship by myself.
Had I been on cold medicine, I would have blamed it for this irrational, ludicrous impulse. With my heart pulsing in my ears, I drew my pistol, cocked it, and ran up to the forecastle. I paused only long enough to assess the distance between the ships and, without thinking about the consequences, jumped over the space.
I made it – barely. I plunged headfirst onto the deck, unable to see because of the smoke that swirled aboard the merchant ship. As I landed, my pistol went off. I lay on the deck, disoriented, when I realized I was covered in blood. It wasn’t until I felt the searing pain in my left arm that I realized the blood was my own.
I had just shot myself.
Major fail, Sabrina.

3 comments
That bit with the book was a very nice move. I’d been wondering how closely you intended to make Captain England match the historical figure! Of course, I suppose we still don’t know, because the historical account could turn out to be wrong. I wait, with considerable interest, to see how Sabrina deals with this.
I can sympathize with her misadventure with the firearm, for I have accomplished similar things with swords — indeed, I once managed to deliberately throw a blow at my own foot during a kata. And yes, ‘major fail’ was indeed the phrase that lept to mind. I hope she didn’t break the humerus. Those can’t really be splinted and take forever to heal.
Paul – I’m glad you liked that. I have no idea what a kata is, but a sword in the foot sounds unpleasant, to say the least. I’m thinking the phrase that lept to your mind was a bit more colorful than “major fail.” At least it would have been for me
Agreed — great twist with the book!
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